Beware the crazy swollen foot lady

Those of you with young who are easily scared, BEWARE! Stay clear of the brick house with the swings out front.

There is a lady that lives there and is walking 'round town who is frightening young children.

But not on purpose. She's a mom herself.

Thank goodness, her own children are not scared of her, for that would be cause for alarm.

But it's possible she will frighten other children caught off guard and unaware of her "condition".

You see, she has one abnormally enlarged foot, because of the baby growing in her tummy (edema, pressure on the vena cava, and all those official medical terms, yada, yada, yada). Which in turn has caused her to resort to the only pair of shoes that fits: flip flops. Not a good combination for Easter attire.

The other foot is slightly larger, but not terribly noticeable. It's the same foot that has decided to show off every single pregnancy and has won the race all three times.

The good news is, this lady is harmless. Although, her looks from the cankles down may be scary, she really just wants to GET THE BABY OUT!